What's a Dachshund? Unisex Wiener Dog Shirt

Built to fight badgers. Now it just fights the vacuum.

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$ 29

Raises $5.80 in rescue funds

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Product details

This dachshund shirt doesn't oversell it: the breed was built to pick fights with badgers twice its size, in a tunnel with no exit. That explains the death stare it gives the vacuum cleaner.

Durable print holds up wash after wash without cracking
True-to-size unisex fit, roomy enough for a dog on your lap
100% combed, ring-spun cotton
Ribbed Knit Collar
Tapered Shoulder
Dual Seams

Every shirt sold helps fund animal nonprofits — 20% of every purchase goes toward rescues and shelters.

Lifestyle photos made with the help of AI

Fabric & care

Fabric Blend:
White: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Athletic Heather, Black Heather: fiber content may vary — heather colors are typically cotton/polyester blends [Likely — not independently reconfirmed against Bella+Canvas's spec this session]

Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not dry clean

FAQ

Q: What's a fun fact about Dachshunds?
A: The name literally means "badger dog" in German ("Dachs" = badger, "Hund" = dog) — they were bred in the 17th century with long bodies and short legs specifically to chase badgers into their own tunnels.

Q: What does the design mean?
A: A dictionary-style entry reading "Dachshund [dahks-huhnd] (n.) Half-dog high tank convinced it can take on a semi-truck" — a mock definition that's more accurate than it sounds.

Q: Is this shirt true to size?
A: This is a unisex retail fit — true to size for a relaxed, everyday fit. Check the size chart on the product page if you're between sizes.

Q: Does buying this support animal rescue?
A: Yes — $5.80 from every purchase goes directly to support animal rescue and nonprofit organizations.

Q: Who is this a good gift for?
A: A good gift for any Dachshund owner whose dog has picked a fight with something ten times its size this week.