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SNAKES, PERIOD. Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Advocates wanted. Myths not welcome

$ 34
Raises $ 7 USD in rescue funds
Color
Dark Heather
Size
Worldwide shipping
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Product details

Snakes get a reputation they don't deserve. Patient, precise, and perfectly adapted to their environments — they play a critical role in ecosystems that would collapse without them. This sweatshirt is for people tired of the myths and ready to change the conversation.

 

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester brushed fleece — warm, durable, and built for people who wear their values year-round
  • Air-jet spun yarn resists pilling; double-needle stitching at seams, cuffs, and collar for lasting durability
  • Classic unisex crewneck with a relaxed fit and ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem that hold their shape

 

Every purchase helps fund no-kill rescues and shelters. Check your donation amount to see exactly how your love for animals turns into saved lives.

Fabric & care

Fabric Blend
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester (heather shades are 40% cotton / 60% polyester)
Weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) brushed fleece

Care Instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors
Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
Tumble dry medium
Do not iron printed area
Do not dry clean

FAQ

Q: Are snakes important to the ecosystem?
A: Absolutely. Snakes are both predator and prey in most ecosystems — controlling rodent and insect populations while serving as food for hawks, eagles, and other wildlife. Without them, agricultural pests multiply unchecked and food chains are disrupted from the ground up.

Q: Are snakes endangered?
A: Many snake species are declining due to habitat destruction, road mortality, persecution by humans, and the illegal pet trade. The IUCN lists numerous species as vulnerable or endangered. Snakes are among the least studied and least protected groups of vertebrates worldwide.

Q: What makes the Unisex Sweatshirt stand out?
A: This cozy crewneck sweatshirt is crafted with an 8 oz/yd² brushed fleece blend — 50% cotton and 50% polyester (with heather shades at 40% cotton / 60% polyester). It balances warmth and substance without feeling bulky. The interior is brushed for extra softness, and it features a classic relaxed fit that layers nicely.

Q: Is the Unisex Sweatshirt durable and comfortable?
A: Absolutely. It uses air-jet spun yarn to minimize pilling and enhance softness, complemented by double-needle stitching at the shoulders, sleeves, collar, waistband, and cuffs. The ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem include spandex for stretch and recovery, holding shape and comfort through wear and washing.

Q: How does my purchase help save animals?
A: Every Unisex Sweatshirt sold supports no-kill rescues and shelters. A fixed donation amount is applied to each purchase — and you can always see exactly how much on the product page.

Q: How much of my purchase is donated?
A: We stand for transparency. The exact dollar amount donated per sweatshirt is clearly shown on the product page, so you'll know precisely how your purchase impacts animal lives.

Q: Why choose All The Fauna for this sweatshirt?
A: You get a cozy, well-made classic that's built to last — and your purchase directly supports no-kill animal rescues and shelters. It's comfort you can feel good about, in every sense.

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