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SLOTHS, PERIOD. Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Intentional. Unapologetic. Perfectly at ease

$ 34
Raises $ 7 USD in rescue funds
Color
Dark Heather
Size
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Sloths aren't lazy — they're efficient. They've mastered the art of conserving energy, moving with complete intention, and thriving without urgency. In a world that rewards speed above everything, that's actually radical. This sweatshirt is for people who do things at their own pace and don't apologize for it.

 

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester brushed fleece — warm, unhurried, and worth every second it takes to put on
  • Air-jet spun yarn resists pilling; double-needle stitching at seams, cuffs, and collar for lasting durability
  • Classic unisex crewneck with a relaxed fit and ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem that hold their shape

 

Every purchase helps fund no-kill rescues and shelters. Check your donation amount to see exactly how your love for animals turns into saved lives.

Fabric & care

Fabric Blend
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester (heather shades are 40% cotton / 60% polyester)
Weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) brushed fleece

Care Instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors
Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
Tumble dry medium
Do not iron printed area
Do not dry clean

FAQ

Q: Are sloths endangered?
A: Two of the six living sloth species are listed as endangered. The pygmy three-toed sloth is critically endangered with fewer than 100 individuals remaining on a small island off Panama. Maned sloths are endangered due to deforestation in Brazil's Atlantic Forest. Habitat loss is the primary driver for all threatened species.

Q: Why do sloths move so slowly?
A: Sloths move slowly because their diet of leaves provides very little energy — they have extremely low metabolic rates and rely on energy conservation to survive. Their slowness is also a defense strategy: predators like harpy eagles rely on movement detection, so staying still and slow keeps sloths effectively invisible in the canopy.

Q: What makes the Unisex Sweatshirt stand out?
A: This cozy crewneck sweatshirt is crafted with an 8 oz/yd² brushed fleece blend — 50% cotton and 50% polyester (with heather shades at 40% cotton / 60% polyester). It balances warmth and substance without feeling bulky. The interior is brushed for extra softness, and it features a classic relaxed fit that layers nicely.

Q: Is the Unisex Sweatshirt durable and comfortable?
A: Absolutely. It uses air-jet spun yarn to minimize pilling and enhance softness, complemented by double-needle stitching at the shoulders, sleeves, collar, waistband, and cuffs. The ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem include spandex for stretch and recovery, holding shape and comfort through wear and washing.

Q: How does my purchase help save animals?
A: Every Unisex Sweatshirt sold supports no-kill rescues and shelters. A fixed donation amount is applied to each purchase — and you can always see exactly how much on the product page.

Q: How much of my purchase is donated?
A: We stand for transparency. The exact dollar amount donated per sweatshirt is clearly shown on the product page, so you'll know precisely how your purchase impacts animal lives.

Q: Why choose All The Fauna for this sweatshirt?
A: You get a cozy, well-made classic that's built to last — and your purchase directly supports no-kill animal rescues and shelters. It's comfort you can feel good about, in every sense.

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