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CHICKENS, PERIOD. Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Smarter than most give them credit for. More deserving than all

$ 34
Raises $ 7 USD in rescue funds
Color
Dark Heather
Size
Worldwide shipping
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Product details

Chickens remember faces, dream in their sleep, and form complex social bonds that most people never get close enough to see. This sweatshirt is for the people who have — and can't stop thinking about it.

 

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester brushed fleece — warm, soft, and made for people who wear their values year-round
  • Air-jet spun yarn resists pilling; double-needle stitching at seams, cuffs, and collar for lasting durability
  • Classic unisex crewneck with a relaxed fit and ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem that hold their shape

 

Every purchase helps fund no-kill rescues and shelters. Check your donation amount to see exactly how your love for animals turns into saved lives.

Fabric & care

Fabric Blend
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester (heather shades are 40% cotton / 60% polyester)
Weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) brushed fleece

Care Instructions
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors
Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
Tumble dry medium
Do not iron printed area
Do not dry clean

FAQ

Q: Are chickens intelligent animals?
A: Yes — research has shown chickens possess self-control, basic arithmetic, and the ability to engage in deceptive behavior. They demonstrate empathy, communicate with over 30 distinct vocalizations, and show signs of REM sleep — meaning they likely dream.

Q: How are farm animal rescues different from pet rescues?
A: Farm animal rescues specialize in rehabilitating and rehoming animals like chickens, cows, and goats who have been abandoned, neglected, or rescued from industrial farming. They operate on tight budgets with high care demands — and are chronically underfunded compared to pet-focused shelters.

Q: What makes the Unisex Sweatshirt stand out?
A: This cozy crewneck sweatshirt is crafted with an 8 oz/yd² brushed fleece blend — 50% cotton and 50% polyester (with heather shades at 40% cotton / 60% polyester). It balances warmth and substance without feeling bulky. The interior is brushed for extra softness, and it features a classic relaxed fit that layers nicely.

Q: Is the Unisex Sweatshirt durable and comfortable?
A: Absolutely. It uses air-jet spun yarn to minimize pilling and enhance softness, complemented by double-needle stitching at the shoulders, sleeves, collar, waistband, and cuffs. The ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem include spandex for stretch and recovery, holding shape and comfort through wear and washing.

Q: How does my purchase help save animals?
A: Every Unisex Sweatshirt sold supports no-kill rescues and shelters. A fixed donation amount is applied to each purchase — and you can always see exactly how much on the product page.

Q: How much of my purchase is donated?
A: We stand for transparency. The exact dollar amount donated per sweatshirt is clearly shown on the product page, so you'll know precisely how your purchase impacts animal lives.

Q: Why choose All The Fauna for this sweatshirt?
A: You get a cozy, well-made classic that's built to last — and your purchase directly supports no-kill animal rescues and shelters. It's comfort you can feel good about, in every sense.

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